Just some things that are going on lately because I don't feel like actually thinking up an entire blog post because as I get older my laziness intensifies.
...I don't know what I did, but my left shoulder and neck are k.i.l.l.i.n.g. me. Like, OW. I looked it up online to see if I could figure it out, and the only beneficial thing I read is that it's abbreviated "shneck" pain. So my shneck hurts SO bad. I've never had shneck pain before. Advil doesn't help. Icing it doesn't help. Sitting makes it worse. It's horrible when I drive. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME??
...I'm currently trying really hard to not eat bread except for a bagel thin in the morning. It's been like, 4 days and so far it's going ok except for the french fries I ate on Tuesday. Oops. But other than that, like, this week has been breadless between the hours of 9am-8am. I miss sandwiches.
...Have you ever heard of Dyshidrotic eczema? It's when you get these little tiny blisters on your hands and fingers and it's caused by either stress, hayfever, or like, if you work with cement. My cement mixing days are behind me and I don't have hayfever so it's got to be the stress. I got stress blisters. And I think the most stressful thing that happened to me was that I had to go to 15 stores to find nude wedges. So basically I'm allergic to shopping. Sweet. Oh and I told Keith about this and he said "So you have witch hands? I'm going to call you Witch Hands Whiskas." I have the best boyfriend, I know.
...I miss my blonde hair. It's been a year since I've done anything to my hair and I don't know the last time I went this long without touching it. I just never found anybody in my town who did it the way I liked it and I didn't like paying so much money for it to be done because I'm really really cheap. It's like, super healthy right now except for the ends that are just so split, but I miss the blonde. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE THAT SHOWS THE DIFFERENCE IN ONE YEAR.
...My birthday is in 12 days and other than going to a Lady Antebellum concert with Keith (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I have zero plans. I'll probably have to pregame at home with some ninja mimosas and then go out and have a margarita and fries somewhere, but last year for my 25th birthday I went out on a Monday and I threw up four times at work the next day. So I don't think I should recreate that. But like I also don't want to be boring because being boring sucks. Life is just one huge dilemma. Ugh.
....The only thing I have on my birthday list this year is silicone ice cube trays so I think I already failed at not being boring. Whoops.