Since the Golden Globes aired last night, I took it upon myself to make a short list of everything you'll see at every Golden Globes award show. This is a small list. If you have others to add to the Golden Globes or to award shows in genera... let me know. Award season is young and I could write these posts all day and all night.
Celebs getting wasted.
Really bad fashion being presented as "haute couture."
Famous people giving awards to famous people for being really famous.