This ^^ is the face of everybody when you say, "Christmass is in LESS THAN A WEEK!"
Last week I made about 200 cookies, another of those stupid Martha Stewart pies that takes 3 hours to make, cleaned my whole kitchen and spare bedroom, stole one of Keith's bookcases, and binge-watched an entire season of Dexter.
-The cookies I made were oatmeal chocolate chip (which is the absolute BEST kind of cookie), snickerdoodles (which turned out weird and didn't flatten so they look like sugared ping pong balls), and these Wookiee cookies that I saw on the Tasty page on Facebook. Can you tell which pictures I took off the internet and which were made in the comfort of my own home (with the help of my mother-in-law)? I bet you can't.
-I do not like Dexter. Keith has been begging me to watch it with him since before we got married, and it's taken us about a year to get through season 1. I finally gave up and told him he could watch the rest without me, and he proceeded to watch seasons 2 and 3 in one weekend. I decided to try to catch up with him over the past few days but I would way rather watch The Office for the 17th time. I've heard Dexter gets better after season 3, is that right? Please say yes.
-It snowed here on Friday night, and I stupidly thought, "LOL, the snow will melt and I will be able to drive wherever I want on Saturday or Sunday TRALALALALA." I'm an idiot. Did you know snow doesn't melt when the temperature stayes 32 degrees or lower? STUPID COLD WEATHER I HATE YOU I NEED SNOW BOOTS.
-On Saturday night I told my MIL, "Yes, I am all done with my Christmas shopping A WHOLE WEEK EARLY! GO ME!" And we patted my on the back and then today I realized I still have to buy things for a cousin, a grandma, a brother-in-law, two nieces, and a grandpa. And I don't have Amazon Prime. So I think, to put it technically, "I'm screwed."
That is all; I'm going to go try to get my mom to give me the password to her Amazon Prime account now.