Sunday, December 18, 2016

The Weekend Before Christmas


This ^^ is the face of everybody when you say, "Christmass is in LESS THAN A WEEK!"

WUT.

Last week I made about 200 cookies, another of those stupid Martha Stewart pies that takes 3 hours to make, cleaned my whole kitchen and spare bedroom, stole one of Keith's bookcases, and binge-watched an entire season of Dexter.

Of note:

-The cookies I made were oatmeal chocolate chip (which is the absolute BEST kind of cookie), snickerdoodles (which turned out weird and didn't flatten so they look like sugared ping pong balls), and these Wookiee cookies that I saw on the Tasty page on Facebook. Can you tell which pictures I took off the internet and which were made in the comfort of my own home (with the help of my mother-in-law)? I bet you can't.

-I do not like Dexter. Keith has been begging me to watch it with him since before we got married, and it's taken us about a year to get through season 1. I finally gave up and told him he could watch the rest without me, and he proceeded to watch seasons 2 and 3 in one weekend. I decided to try to catch up with him over the past few days but I would way rather watch The Office for the 17th time. I've heard Dexter gets better after season 3, is that right? Please say yes.

-It snowed here on Friday night, and I stupidly thought, "LOL, the snow will melt and I will be able to drive wherever I want on Saturday or Sunday TRALALALALA." I'm an idiot. Did you know snow doesn't melt when the temperature stayes 32 degrees or lower? STUPID COLD WEATHER I HATE YOU I NEED SNOW BOOTS.

-On Saturday night I told my MIL, "Yes, I am all done with my Christmas shopping A WHOLE WEEK EARLY! GO ME!" And we patted my on the back and then today I realized I still have to buy things for a cousin, a grandma, a brother-in-law, two nieces, and a grandpa. And I don't have Amazon Prime. So I think, to put it technically, "I'm screwed."

That is all; I'm going to go try to get my mom to give me the password to her Amazon Prime account now.

I need you to care about hummus.

BAI.

10 comments:

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  2. For what it's worth, I think your wookie cookies look more like authentic Wookies! ;)

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  3. How to get your Ex Boyfriend back after a breakup, I’m extremely happy that me and my ex-boyfriend are living together again.
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  5. How to get your Ex Boyfriend back after a breakup, I’m extremely happy that me and my ex-boyfriend are living together again.
    I' m Mary from England, My boyfriend of a 4yr just broke up with me and am 30 weeks pregnant.I have cried my self to sleep most of the nights and don’t seem to concentrate during lectures sometimes I stay awake almost all night thinking about him and start to cry all over again.Because of this I end up not having energy for my next day’s classes ,my attendance has dropped and am always in uni and on time. Generally he is a very nice guy ,he ended it because he said we were arguing a lot and not getting along.He is right we’ve been arguing during the pregnancy a lot .After the break up I kept ringing him and telling him I will change.I am in love with this guy and he is the best guy I have ever been with.I’m still hurt and in disbelief when he said he didn’t have any romantic feelings towards me anymore that hurt me faster than a lethal syringe.He texts me now and then mainly to check up on how am doing with the pregnancy,he is supportive with it but it’s not fair on me, him texting me as I just want to grieve the pain and not have any stress due to the pregnancy.i was really upset and i needed help, so i searched for help online and I came across a website that suggested that Dr Unity can help solve marital problems, restore broken relationships and so on. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and he told me what to do and i did it then he did a spell for me. 28 hours later, my bf came to me and apologized for the wrongs he did and promise never to do it again. Ever since then, everything has returned back to normal. I and my bf are living together happily again.. All thanks to Dr Unity. If you have any problem contact Dr.Unity now and i guarantee you that he will help you. Here’s his contact. Email him at: Unityspelltemple@gmail.com ,you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348071622464 ,His website: http://unityspelltemple.yolasite.com .

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  6. How to get your Ex Boyfriend back after a breakup, I’m extremely happy that me and my ex-boyfriend are living together again.
    I' m Mary from England, My boyfriend of a 4yr just broke up with me and am 30 weeks pregnant.I have cried my self to sleep most of the nights and don’t seem to concentrate during lectures sometimes I stay awake almost all night thinking about him and start to cry all over again.Because of this I end up not having energy for my next day’s classes ,my attendance has dropped and am always in uni and on time. Generally he is a very nice guy ,he ended it because he said we were arguing a lot and not getting along.He is right we’ve been arguing during the pregnancy a lot .After the break up I kept ringing him and telling him I will change.I am in love with this guy and he is the best guy I have ever been with.I’m still hurt and in disbelief when he said he didn’t have any romantic feelings towards me anymore that hurt me faster than a lethal syringe.He texts me now and then mainly to check up on how am doing with the pregnancy,he is supportive with it but it’s not fair on me, him texting me as I just want to grieve the pain and not have any stress due to the pregnancy.i was really upset and i needed help, so i searched for help online and I came across a website that suggested that Dr Unity can help solve marital problems, restore broken relationships and so on. So, I felt I should give him a try. I contacted him and he told me what to do and i did it then he did a spell for me. 28 hours later, my bf came to me and apologized for the wrongs he did and promise never to do it again. Ever since then, everything has returned back to normal. I and my bf are living together happily again.. All thanks to Dr Unity. If you have any problem contact Dr.Unity now and i guarantee you that he will help you. Here’s his contact. Email him at: Unityspelltemple@gmail.com ,you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348071622464 ,His website: http://unityspelltemple.yolasite.com .

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  8. GET YOUR EX WIFE, EX GIRLFRIEND, EX BOYFRIEND AND SOLVE ALL TYPE OF PROBLEM THROUGH COVENANTSOLUTIONTEMPLE@GMAIL.COM. My name is Enoch Davies
    .my wife and I got married 6 years ago and we were so much in love with each other, we have 2 kids(josh and rebecca). One day my wife came back home from her friends place and she told me that she wants us to file for a divorce that she's no longer interested in our marriage, i was surprise and everything seem to me like a joke. after then i tried all my best to get her back but there was no way. but to no avail, my heart was broken, i wondered whats happening .i was on facebook when i saw a post on how Dr Ewan helped a lady to bring back her lost husband. i was scared but because i love my wife so much and I am ready to do anything to bring her back. I decided to give it a try by contacting him via email:covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com, So when i contacted him i narrated everything to him and he said my case is not a serious one that my husband will come back to me within 18 hours if i believe in his power.he told me to do some things to do which i did before 18 hours, my wife called me on phone and was crying for forgiveness. right now we are now a new branded family with more happiness, we are even going on vacation on xmas. please if any one of you out there is passing through same issue in your marriage, relationship issues contact Dr Ewan today or call or add him on whatsapp on +234905735398 or check out his webpage http://allwomenstalk.com/p/58034af4f725a97d108b4569. contact him today on covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com now.
    . I will keep on sharing the good news about this. Thanks Dr.

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