This picture has nothing to do with this post. It's just really cute.
It's currently almost 10pm on Sunday night and I've been innocently sitting in bed trying to come up with a topic for a blog post and also watching the episode of The Office where Michael and Jan invite everybody over for a dinner party and it's the most wonderfully awkward episode ever when suddenly, Patton climbed up into my lap, nuzzled my cheek a little bit, and then shoved his butt into my face before lumbering off to a corner of the bed to cuddle by himself. Upon smelling his body odor I realized I have no idea if it's actually ok to bathe a cat, and if it is ok to bathe a cat, how do you do it? Then I started thinking about all of life's greatest mysteries and thus, a post was born.
// How do you bathe a cat?
// Follow up: has anybody ever died from trying to bathe a cat? Like, from bleeding? Because it seems like it wouldn't be hard for a cat to blow open your carotid artery and then that's the end of that.
// How often are you really supposed to get your tires rotated?
// Is there a way to freeze avocados without making them turn to mush when you defrost them?
// What do you do with a toilet brush thing when you're done cleaning the toilet? Where do you wash it? Are you really supposed to store it in the plastic holder it comes in? Because that just seems like a perfect breeding ground for everything gross in the world.
// Are white and ivory actually two different colors, or are they just different shades of the same color? I've actually had several arguments about this with multiple people. I think they're just different shades of white. Agree with me, please.
// Has there ever been a worse tv character than Neegan?
// What happened to Lauren Graham's mouth?
// Is there a way to make a smoothie at night and keep it goo until the next day at lunchtime? Can you put it in the freezer? Or do you actually have to use a blender the next day?
//Is the fact that my cat likes to lie on my neck in the middle of the night a sign that he's trying to suffocate me?
// If I haven't gotten a red cup from Starbucks yet this Christmas season, does that make me a Scrooge?
That's it for now unless I come up with another question around 4am. You never know, it could happen. And just so you know, I'm really curious about the answers to all these questions. I mean sure, most of them I just thought of now but now that I'm thinking of them I really want to know. KTHXBAI.