Sunday, August 21, 2016

If these were Olympic sports I would have so many gold medals

The Olympics may be over, but that doesn't mean I have to stop writing posts related to them. I know I'm not the only one who watches the Olympics and thinks about all the gold medals I would win if certain things were Olympic sports, RIGHT? So, because of that I present to you my list of gold medals I would win if certain things were Olympic sports.
// Eating popcorn. Did you know popcorn is actually healthy for you? Not the way I make it, because I like to get the movie theater butter kind and then put some extra butter and salt on it ... but apparently plain popcorn isn't very bad for you. But I mean, if you're going to eat plain popcorn you may as well just eat a cardboard box. Anyway, I could probably set an Olympic record for "most popcorn eaten in an entire sitting." In case you're wondering, PopSecret makes the best popcorn.
// Holding babies. I can hold a baby for HOURS. DAYS. WEEKS. I mean, probably.
Kynlee, Maggie, Maggie
// Showering quickly. I do not understand people who like to take long showers and use that time to "think." I like to get in and get out, which is a good thing because my state is currently experiencing a 5 year long drought.

// Talking about working out without actually working out. Did you know if you just talk about running 5 miles you burn as many calories as you did if you actually ran 5 miles? Wait, that's not true. Oh. Crap. #mywholelifeisalie

// Reading peoples' TMI posts. Nothing excites me more than a good dose of TMI (unless it's a giant bowl of overly-buttered popcorn). I can't stand vague-posting but when people want to rant and rage about all of their problems on the internet? I LOVE IT. TELL ME MORE.

// Making Honey-Do lists. It is so much easier to make a list of all the things I need my husband to do than to make a list of things I need to do. It's really fun, too. For both of us, probably.

// Filtering the crap out of pictures. Don't get me wrong, I'm not on the level of Michael Phelps, but I love adding a good 30 filters on my pictures. I've toned it down a lot since 2013 when I first discovered editing apps and made my eyes look like they were about to pop out of my head, though. You're welcome.

// Taking pictures of my cat. This is pretty much what I do with 90% of my life. In fact, the biggest reason why we don't have kids is because I don't have enough memory on my phone.
Now it's your turn: in what "sports" would YOU win an Olympic gold medal?

10 comments:

  1. I would seriously challenge you in some of these events. Making a to-do list for my husband? I mean, I am EXCELLENT at that. There is nothing I love more than thinking of things for other people to do. I should probably be a manager somewhere... other than in my own house...

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  2. LOVE TMI posts, so shameful, but true. Also - how are you guys, fire-wise!? I was thinking about it over the weekend.

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  3. OMG I've gotten hooked on popcorn now that my office is right next to our office kitchen. Once someone makes a bag, I have to make some too. And it's ALWAYS popsecret movie theater butter!

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  4. TMI posts are my favorite. Unless they include info about bowel movements. Because people do that and it is sooo gross.

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  5. Okay, so you don't mean TMI posts like Melanie type TMI posts about inappropriate or gross thing. You mean airing your dirty laundry type posts lol.
    But I am the same way. I have a Facebook friend, well she's more of an acquaintance, and she is ALWAYS posting about her drama on Facebook. Drama with her ex-husband, her ex-in-laws, with the guys she's dating, how she's choosing to live her life and how others don't agree with it, etc. I love it! It's like a tv show with new episodes air daily! I think this is why I love the Bachelor/ette/BIP franchise; because I don't ever have any of my own drama (THANK GOODNESS), so I get my entertainment from others' drama.

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  6. Honey Do lists are great. I've found out that if I put it in the Wunderlist app Tim likes to use, and add relevant emojis, he WILL get it done. Otherwise it's not happening.

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  7. That Michael Phelps buzzfeed article is so great. My dad got Instagram this week and I had to help him tone down the filter usage, he made my baby look like she just got out of a tanning bed. I could win a gold medal at wasting time on social media. I can kill a good three hours before I've even realized it.

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  8. I love this post! Hilarious! I, unfortunately, would get an Olympic medal in the Showering Forever event. I WANT to get in and out, but there's just so much to DO..... (Stopping by from Micah's "Weekly Reads" post!)

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