Today's post is going to be some general life confessions. But not the humble brag confessions like, "I didn't work out this week and all I ate was crap and I somehow STILL managed to lose five pounds!" No, these are actual kind of embarrassing confessions that I will only tell to my closest friends and the entire internet.
+ I fill in my eyebrows almost ever night before I go to sleep. This is equal parts because I genuinely love filling in my brows and what if there's an emergency in the middle of the night and I have to be rushed to the hospital or rush the animals to the vet or there's a fire and I need to be evacuated? God forbid I be evacuated without properly filled in brows.
+ Wednesday morning I posted a picture of a coffee tumbler in front of our trees... And there was never any coffee in the tumbler. I literally pulled a pretty tumbler out of the cupboard, positioned it in front of the trees, and took a picture. I even enhanced the sun flare because I am just that fake.
+ I buy junk food and hide it from my husband.
+ I'm rewatching Parenthood for the third time.
+ I hate how every time I mention that I don't feel great I ALWAYS get asked, "ARE YOU PREGNANT?"
+ I still don't know how to answer when patients at my work ask me why I'm not pregnant or when Keith and I are going to have a baby. Nobody is satisfied with my response of, "we're waiting a while," or, "we want to travel first."
+ I routinely stalk the Facebook pages of people I knew in high school, even if we aren't actually friends on Facebook.
+ The other night I cut my own hair because I'm much to cheap to pay somebody else to cut it for me.
+ I'm a hypochondriac and that fact has only been exacerbated by the fact that I work in a doctor's office.
+ One time I left cheese out of the fridge all night and still ate it the next day.
+ Sometimes at night I lie in bed trying to think of what I should post on Instagram the next day.
+ I feel uncomfortable that this post doesn't have a picture.