Oh I'm in a GREAT mood. JUST GREAT. You can sense the sarcasm, right? It's not that this week has been especially bad, it's just that I've been in an especially bad mood. SO. because of that I decided to grace you all with a list of things I suck at and also some lovely selfies of my face. You are so welcome. Don't say I never gave you anything.
|I'm gonna start giving myself a combover. Ya like?|
Being subtle. I'm so bad at this. Sometimes I think I'll subtly ask Keith if he wants to watch one of my shows with me, like Scandal, Parenthood, etc etc, but when you ask somebody, "Soooooo how do you feel about maybe watching a show I love?" it's not that hard to figure out the answer you want from them.
Cat eye eyeliner. How do you guys do it? I've tried that whole "draw a line from the corner of your eye out a half inch and then draw in the eyeliner" or whatever buy you guys, I can't even explain it so that should tell you how good I am at actually doing it. #tightliningforlyfe
Prioritizing. This is actually a big part of what I need to do at work and I'm terrible at it. The problem there is that there are SO MANY THINGS that are important that I have a hard time making the decision about what is MOST important. Which leads me to the next thing...
...making decisions. I do NOT like making decisions. Keith and I are trying to decide what to do for the Super Bowl this weekend and he keeps asking me what I want to do and I honestly don't care. And sometimes he's like, "what do you want for dinner?" and I'm like "I don't care," but he doesn't interpret that as me not caring, so we end up having like an hour long conversation about what to have for dinner and it usually ends up with either flautas or vegetables and I don't even know why he bothers asking anymore.
Showering daily. I mean, if I work out or do something where I get gross, I have no problem showering daily. I'm not disgusting, you guys. I just don't see the point of showering unnecessarily.
Tweezing my eyebrows. Look, I have a boyfriend, and it's pretty serious. I don't need to impress anybody anymore aaaaaaaand I kind of hate tweezing my eyebrows.
Getting up at my first alarm. It doesn't matter if my alarm is going off at 7am, 9am, or 11am. I will NOT get up at my first alarm. In fact, if I'm setting my alarm for 9 when I don't need to get up til 11, I won't get up til 1015! Suck it, alarms.
Going to the eye doctor. I haven't actually been to the eye doctor since like.... either 2012 or early 2013. It's been at least if not more than 2 years. When I'm wearing my contacts I have to squint, and when I wear my glasses I should probably be considered a danger to society but like, the eye doctor is expensive.
Not picking my cuticles. Keith hates this about me. We'll be sitting on the couch watching tv and he'll elbow me frequently which I've come to realize means, if you don't stop picking at your cuticles I am going to murder you and bury you in a field somewhere nobody will ever find you. But still, I can't stop. SORRY.
Blogging on a regular basis. This was super easy back when I had a job which didn't require me to do much work and which allowed me to drink wine at 930am and nobody either a) cared, or b) had any idea. But now I have more work than EVER and it's stressful and when I'm not working I'm like, "Blogging? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *SIPS WINE*"
Doing anything on my iPhone which requires iOS7 or later. I can't facetime, I can't check my bank account on the Chase bank app, I can't download the paypal app... basically anything fun I can't do. It's fine I'm fine (stealing that phrase from Natalie because I love it.) Except tonight I had a serious challenge because all I wanted to do was facetime slash skype Melanie and MY STUPID PHONE WOULD NOT LET ME DAMMIT. Thank god for work computers.
I WOULD like to say I'm an expert at wrapping my blanket scarf around myself. Ya like, right? RIGHT? Too bad it hasn't been cold enough to wear it lately ugh life is so hard and my blanket scarf is so lonely.
COME BACK NEXT WEEK SO I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY BLATE WITH AMBER. Also check Instagram this week because hopefully it'll be poppin' with our shenanigans. IF YOU'RE LUCKY.