This is the face I make when I learn something NEW.
That Budapest is in Hungary. I literally just learned this a few days ago. If you'd asked me last week I would have said, "I don't know, China?" I also thought Hungary was like, Northwesterly (HAY KANYE AND KIM) of Italy. Geography is hard.
That you shouldn't use a metal fork to stir things in a non stick pan. Growing up we didn't have non stick pans (my mom doesn't believe in them), so I'd use forks to scramble eggs, make taco meat, or whatever. Apparently metal and non stick don't go together. Wanna know who taught me that? Keith. A GUY. A guy who still has mac & and cheese that expired in 2009 in his pantry.
That Lenny Kravitz is Zoe Kravitz's dad. I thought they were husband/wife.
That confectioner's sugar is also called powder sugar. I once searched the grocery store for 20 minutes looking for something with the words "confectioner's sugar" on the label until I finally just googled it and realized I already had some at home.
You know those little lines that are on the rear windows of cars? I just thought it was a coincidence that every.single.car had those. It was just a few months ago when I found out they're for the defroster. Keith had to tell me like three separate times that's what they were before I believed him.
That you should never pour melted candle wax down a kitchen sink. When I was definitely old enough to know better I wanted to make candles so I melted a bunch of wax in a pot and then decided I didn't want to make candles anymore so I poured the wax down the garbage disposal. The 3 minutes later I was perplexed because the garbage disposal wouldn't work. Then my dad had to disconnect the garbage disposal so when he was fixing my mistake he didn't get his hand dispoaled.
Why my pupils are always dilated. For years people have been commented on the perpetually dilated state of my eyeballs but I've never really given it a second thought. And actually I still don't know why they're always dilated. I just know it's not because of drugs. But you see those pupils in that picture up there? That's normal. WHY. HELP. Actually I just googled it and the interwebs told me it means I'm super smart.
That it's actually possible for a bug to crawl into your ear and die inside your head. I literally saw a dead bug get pulled out of somebody's ear last week and I'll never ever be the same.
K that's all for now. And in case you were wondering, in that picture up there I'm in Keith's guest bathroom and there's a good chance that's a sign that says SUBJECT TO FLOODING on it.