No matter what Keith says, I am absolutely NOT high maintenance.
I had a totally different post pretty much finished that I was going to let you guys read today, but then Keith and I had a "disagreement" (less dramatic word than "argument") and I realized I have the perfect way to prove I'm right: I can tell the whole internet my side of the story and get all of you to agree with me and then I can laugh in his face and say HA! I WAS RIGHT. Plus my other post was kind of sad and depressing and this is more for laughs so obviously I chose this one. Our disagreement was because I took this Buzzed quiz and was told I'm "Very low maintenance" and Keith was "more low maintenance" and then we had another disagreement over which one was the most low maintenance. Obviously mine, right? K thanks.
So, because of this disagreement I decided to take to the internet and tell you alllllllll the reasons why I am not high maintenance. I guess I should say I'm really low maintenance but I prefer to say I'm not high maintenance because I'm low maintenance. We're on the same page, right? Right.
HERE'S HOW I AM NOT HIGH MAINTENANCE
1. This is what I look like right now (this sweatshirt might have dried blood on it. I don't know and I don't even care):
Irony: When I asked Keith to take this picture of me I made him do it RIGHTTHISSECOND and I made him stand in a very specific spot so the light was right and I also made him take it from the top down so the angle was flattering. I'm only telling you this in the interest of full disclosure you're welcome.
2. I only drink cheap wine. Seriously. If it's more than $4/bottle I kind of have a moral dilemma about buying it. (Maybe this makes me stingy instead of low maintenance? Don't care.)