Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Hi, blog? It's me, with a post.

You guys still like to read weekend recaps, right? I hope so because that's what I'm posting today because I was Down South with Keith and we went to a baseball game but before I left to go see him I got to spend some time with the most adorable 10.5 month old baby on the face of the planet. LOOK AT HER. She likes straws. Actually she just likes to put things in her mouth (if any of you say twss to that I will internet punch you because you can't say twss about my perfect niece). Like I was helping her toddle around outside (because she's 10.5 months old and practically walking) and she kept trying to put leaves and dirt in her mouth. CALM DOWN KID.
Let's move on. You know what sucks? Traffic. It took me SIX AND A HALF HOURS to get to Keith's house on Friday night, and I was wearing jeans in the car so my comfort level was like, a -2 on a scale of 1-100. But I did stop at In N Out for dinner and that made things a little better, although I substituted the bun for lettuce because when you do that it's basically like you're eating a salad. And I feel like little substitutions like that (and not getting fries or a shake) really matter and make a difference in the way my pants fit. You don't care about any of this.
On Friday night I was exhausted but we watched this show about "assassins of the animal world" and it was about like, bears and sharks and lions and stuff, and none of them actually qualify as "assassins." I mean most of the animals just waited until another animal died and then they ate it. Those aren't assassins, they're opportunists. Geez.

On Saturday we had plans to leave the mountain where Keith lives around 330 to make it to Chavez Ravine by 6 for the Dodgers/ Cubs game. Oh you're wondering why we had to leave 2 1/2 hours early? Because LA. And traffic. And last time we went to a game we didn't allow enough time and we were late and it was stupid and Keith says it was my fault but it totally absolutely was NOT.

During the day I got Keith to watch this new show on E! called Botched AND keeping up with the Kardashians. I can't stand the Kardashians but if the show is on I'll usually watch it and roll my eyes at them. And watching that show with a guy who hates reality TV is really funny and I'm going to try to coerce him into doing it again. "Why is that one taking so many selfies?" "Is that the younger one who's trying to be a model?" "I can't stand Khloe." "Isn't Bruce Jenner a cross dresser now?" Geez Keith, for not liking reality tv you sure seem to know quite a bit about the Kardashian Klan....

Anyway. Then we went to the baseball game and we were almost late because I really wanted In N Out. Actually, what happened was I asked Keith if he thought we had time to stop if I saw something from the freeway I wanted and then he forced me to look up the closest In N Out AND I had to decide if we had time to go or not. "This is me throwing you in the fire and making you make a decision," he told me. So I looked up close In N Outs. BUT the closest In N Out was on a busy street that didn't have parking except for a huge parking structure behind the building and we just didn't have time for that madness so I hopped out of the car while he drove around the block waiting for me. It was really annoying and I was not thrilled but my double double protein style made me feel a little better. Not better enough to take a picture of the food, but better.
The view was horrible. I hated it.

I know a lot of people think baseball is boring and that's fine, whatever, you're allowed to be wrong. Just go ahead and sit there in your wrongness and be wrong. I love baseball though, and I always will. This game went into the 12th inning (normal is 9 if you're not aware) and around the 9th inning it started pouring rain. In LA. In August. I'm not going to complain because California is in a serious drought, but my hair had looked really good up until the rain and I'm pissed I didn't get a picture of it before I started to look like a drowned rat. Whatever.


On Sunday Keith and I were going to vlog so I could be a part of the accent vlog link-up, but then it started raining and thundering and the power went out and all my great plans of vlogging went out the window. It was fine though because I had a ninja mimosa to cheer me up. And the vlogging (with Keith) is still going to happen, just not for a couple of weeks. But it will. So I hope you're ready.

Also I hope you're ready for a "stuff my boyfriend says" post on Thursday because Keith said some stuff that makes me laugh when I think back on it. I mean, most of it is just sarcastic one-liners making fun of me, but I like to think I do a pretty good job of laughing at myself so hopefully you'll enjoy hearing him make fun of how much I sweat. (It's a lot.)

Ok that's all sorry to put you through a weekend recap and really I'm not sorry because if I was sorry I wouldn't publish this but it's my blog and I can run-on sentence if I want to.

27 comments:

  1. I'm pretty jealous of your west coast living mainly because you guys have In N Out and I've never even been to one. Also, I love when I find another girl who loves baseball, too :)

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  2. JEANS AREN'T COMFORTABLE. I dont know who the in the hell started that rumor. They were wrong. I mean they're more comfortable than a straight jacket. But on a scale of one-yoga pants, they are a one. A SOLID ONE.

    ALSO - I keep hearing really really awesome things about Botched and it makes me excited and then I remember I don't have cable and it makes me pissed. So thanks for that.

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  3. I would NEVER #twss Baby Kate. Some things are just off limits. And you’re absolutely wrong, I DO care that you basically ate a salad and didn’t get any fries or a shake. I could never be that strong, and I admire your restraint.

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  4. But let me ask you a question... you didn't mention substituting your bun for lettuce the second time you went to In N Out, so did you just hope we would all assume you did it again when you maybe, probably, actually got the bun (and the fries and shake)?

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  5. Yay!!! We love Baby Kate. And you! Love you!

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  6. I love baseball! This is the second time today that I've seen TWSS... and I still have no idea what it means. I'm about to look it up, but I'm on my work computer so it better not be something too crazy :)!

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  7. People who think baseball is boring are boring people. :)

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  8. She is sooo cute! Especially with her bow, I love it!

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  9. Oh my god, I want In-n-Out so bad right now. Good thing I'm going to Texas this weekend, that may be the first place I go! :)

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  10. So a couple of things: 1) your niece is a total cutie pie! Love her! 2) The people in the building I work at were working on the roof last week and had left some holes not expecting it to, you know, rain in LA in August, and we had a mini- cave in on Monday. And 3) When are we having a blate? ;)

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  11. You know what's cool? On Sunday I made Brian watch the Kardashians and he acted like I was making him walk barefoot through glass. Men.. so dramatic. Also, it would be so fun for us to go on a double date to a baseball game. SO like make it happen or else.

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  12. Thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my Husband ,and brought great joy to my family???

    My name is Wendy Streeter,and i live in New York. My Ex-Husband dumped me two weeks ago after I accused him of seeing someone else and insulting him. I want him back in my life but he refuse to have any contact with me. I was so confuse and don't know what to do, so I reach to the internet for help and I saw a testimony of how a spell caster help people to get their ex back so I contact the spell caster and explain my problem to him and he cast a spell for me and assure me of 48hours that my ex will return to me and to my greatest surprise the third day my ex came knocking on my door and beg for forgiveness. I am so happy that my love is back again and not only that, we are about to get married. Once again thank you Dr Brave, You are truly talented and gifted. Email: bravespellcaster@gmail.com is the only answer. He can be of great help and I will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man.Email:bravespellcaster@gmail.com,or kindly visit he website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com .

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  13. I agree with you about baseball...not about teams because GO CARDINALS but I love the sport and find it far from boring.
    And all this talk of In N Out makes me wish we had one nearby so I could try it and see what all the hype is about.

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  14. i can't really believe that i am with my Ex-Husband back after when he broke up with me with 4 kids i thank Dr Atakpo of (dratakpospelltemple@gmail.com) for helping me getting back my man back, My Name is Mrs Rhona Cole i am from England and my man name is Mr Alan Cole, my happiness turn to bitterness,my joy turn to sorrow,my love turn to hate when my husband broke up with me last week,i was so frustrated and i could not know what next to do again, i was so unthinkable and i could not concentrate any more, i love my husband so much but he was cheating on me with another woman and this makes him broke up with me so that he can be able to get marry to the other lady and this lady i think cast a spell on my husband to make him hate me and my kids and this was so critical and uncalled-for,I cry all day and night for God to send me a helped to get back my man until i went to Westmoreland to see a friend and who was having he same problem with me but she latter got her Husband back and i asked her how she was able to get her husband back and she told me that their was a powerful spell caster in Africa name DR ATAKPO that he help with love spell in getting back lost lover's back and i decided to contacted the same Dr Atakpo and he told me what is needed to be done for me to have my man back and i did it although i doubted it but i did it and the Dr told me that i will get the result after 24hours, and he told me that my husband was going to call me by 9pm in my time and i still doubted his word, to my surprise my husband really called me and told me that he miss me so much Oh My God i was so happy, and today i am happily with my man again and we are joyfully living together as one good family and i thank the powerful spell caster Dr Atakpo of dratakpospelltemple@gmail.com, he is so powerful and i decided to share my story on the internet that good spell casters still exist and Dr Atakpo is one of the good spell caster who i will always pray to live long to help his children in the time of trouble, if you are there and your lover is turning you down, or you have your husband moved to another woman, do not cry anymore contact the powerful spell caster Dr Atakpo on his email: dratakpospelltemple@gmail.com and he will answer you, i am a living testimony and i will continue to testify of his goodness in my family,he turn my family to paradise and today we are all happy together Dr Atakpo i say thank you in one million times thanks Dr.

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  15. I have a shirt that says "Baseball Isn't Boring - You Are"
    It's a big hit every time I wear it to a game. :-)

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  16. i only go to baseball games to tailgate in the parking lot. sorry i'm not sorry.
    and also the tiny baby is adorable and my uterus can't handle that type of stuff anymore without exploding.

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  17. Hello to you all here, i am Kisten Wilson. and i here to share to you all my testimony about this man called Dr ABULU , last year i got married to my husband Wilson Jefferson and we both have a body so we were both living happily together ever since we got married until early this year when my husband traveled to Australia for business trip and he told me and kid that he will be coming in two months time and he left , it was just 2 weeks when my husband stoped calling me and the kid so i was suprise and i started to wonder what is wrong until i heard that he is with a lady there and he was even planing to marry her and push me and my child out so i reported to his family but they could not stop him this time he has send me message to live the house before he return so i was so confused and do not know what to do so a friend of my mummy directed me to this man DR ABULU of abuluspiritualtemple@gmail.com, for help and solution and i quickly rush to contact him through his mail and he told me what to do and i did it and after two days mu husband called me and started begging me to forgive and forget all that he must have done to be that he was not his self so that is how i manage to save my relationship so with this great work done for me by DR ABULU i promised to share this to the world in-case any one is there with similar problems should contact him as well for solution and i know you must be saved okay
    email;abuluspiritualtemple@gmail.com
    website;abuluspiritualtemple.webs.com
    KIRSTEN WILSON

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  18. Hello to you all here, i am Kirsten Wilson. and i here to share to you all my testimony about this man called Dr ABULU , last year i got married to my husband Wilson Jefferson and we both have a body so we were both living happily together ever since we got married until early this year when my husband traveled to Australia for business trip and he told me and kid that he will be coming in two months time and he left , it was just 2 weeks when my husband stopped calling me and the kid so i was surprise and i started to wonder what is wrong until i heard that he is with a lady there and he was even planing to marry her and push me and my child out so i reported to his family but they could not stop him this time he has send me message to live the house before he return so i was so confused and do not know what to do so a friend of my mummy directed me to this man DR ABULU of abuluspiritualtemple@gmail.com, for help and solution and i quickly rush to contact him through his mail and he told me what to do and i did it and after two days mu husband called me and started begging me to forgive and forget all that he must have done to be that he was not his self so that is how i manage to save my relationship so with this great work done for me by DR ABULU i promised to share this to the world in-case any one is there with similar problems should contact him as well for solution and i know you must be saved okay
    email;abuluspiritualtemple@gmail.com
    website;abuluspiritualtemple.webs.com
    KIRSTEN WILSON

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  19. I AM Mrs BRITTANY WALTER FROM USA....

    I want to testify of what a spell caster did for me and my hubby.we have been married since 2013 without a sign of pregnancy or conceiving.I went off birth control then and did not have a period.my gyro gave me progesterone to jump-start a period and it did.,but i did not have another one.we did another round of progesterone followed by 100mg clomid for 5 months,we followed all doctors instructions but all to no avail.I have been buying ovulation kits pregnancy test AND i finally got 3 test when i was ovulating! So ever since that we been trying for years now! Well i was very confused because i keep taking ept test AND they all keep turning out to b negative! I really want a baby girl while my hubby want a baby boy LOLL! I think maybe we are just trying to hard, What i can tell you is that its been so many years now and i still yet do not have my period??nobody to help because every body around us was already at the verge of losing their faith on us.no were to run to until one faithful day i was reading a magazine and i stumble on a page were i found topic or a head line {A SPELL CASTER} who can heal someone from HIV AND AIDS,bring back your EX,enlarge your BREAST,help you win a VISA LOTTERY,losing your WEIGHT and even get six PACKS AND flatten your BELLY,I gave him a try and before i could no it PROPHET Oodlia rescue me from my problem by casting a spell for me and told me to go and make love with my hubby,then nine months after the spell and making love with my husband i delivered a twins A BOY AND A GIRL.This spell caster name is PROPHET Oodlia so many people have witness his wonderful work..He is nice, contact him on oodliaspelltemple@gmail.com if you are in any predicament•Thanks so very much!!




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  20. My name is Mercy Oscar from Canada.I never believed that these so spell casters are real until i came in touch with this man called Dr CAFAi me and my husband were having some issues with our relationship a lady took my husband from me and i was never the same again until a friend told me how this man help her to solve her relationship problem so i contacted him and did what he asked me to do and he told me everything will be fine but i was doubting until my husband called and said he was sorry for everything that i should forgive him and i was so happy and i want the whole world to know what this man did for me in case you having any problem with your relationship you can contact him with the following details;email; cafaispiritualtemple@yahoo.com or call him +2347067607073..

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  21. There is help out there i have always thought life is a complicated issues until i met this great man the Dr abubakar of drabubakarlovespell@gmail.com, it all started when my wife and i had problems it was almost tearing my home apart our relationship was almost non existent until i lost my job all the problems were now compounded and my threatened and filed for divorce i had nothing to do and nowhere to go then i came across a post on the internet on how dr abubakar of drabubakarlovespell@gmail.com helped one woman who was in need, i never knew all this spell casters are powerful so i decided to give it a shot and behold i was surprised when he told me not to worry that everything will be alright i never believed him i had my doubts because my wife was a very stubborn woman someone very hard to convince so i did everything he asked of me and to my surprise my wife started begging me to accept her back that she didn't know what came over her and i was called back in my place of work and compensated and i was also promoted all thanks to one man dr abubakar of drabubakarlovespell@gmail.com, if you are ever in problem or in need don't look anywhere else just contact this one man drabubakarlovespell@gmail.com and he will help you out in whatever situation you find yourself again i want to say thank you sir for all you done for me your son from the UK steven williams

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  22. How can i thank Doctor Atete for my tears that he wipe? How do i appreciate him for the marvelous help he render to me? My fellow citizen i want you all to know that Doctor Atete is wonderful and he is a God to man kind. I broke up with my husband and each time i called him to beg him to forgive me all he simple says is that it was over between us, all hope of getting him back was lost until when my friend told me about Doctor Atete a spell caster that has helped her before so i decided to contact Doctor Atete for help and after he cast the spell my husband called me saying that he was sorry for what happened between us and i am very happy to say that we have reconciles.Are you emotionally or financially down then contact Doctor Atete via email: doctoratetespelltemple@hotmail.com or website: http://drzazazworldofpowerfulspellwebscom.webs.com

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  23. I never really believed in any of these things but when I was losing my Fiancee, I needed help and somewhere to turn badly. so i seek for help online and i found about away of bringing and holding your lover back with spell, And i also saw a website of priestss Ifaa. she made me understood how favourable it is with fear in a relationship or marriage, and with this spell my lover would remain committed to our love and never cheat on me. So i did the spell and in 2 days later, my phone rang. guess who called, My fiancee was his old self again and wanted to come back to me! Not only come back, the spell opened him up to how much I loved and needed him. Spell Casting isn’t brainwashing, because its just a way of been happy with your partner forever in love. I promise the spell lady that I'll recommend anyone who is in my old situation to try it with her spell. her email is priestessifaa@yahoo.com, It will bring you a wonderful surprises as well as your lover back to you. The way things were meant to be.

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  24. My name is Diana I am from United States, I was I a relationship with Ben and we loved and cherished ourselves for 3 good years and every thing was going on smoothly but February 14, 2015 a day I can call a lovers day we both had misunderstanding because I answered a call from a guy that is asking me out for a date but I refused, and he told me that the relationship is over and that he is fed up with me and I begged him because I love him so much but he refused me I was so down cast and I felt the world has come to an end for me but my friend told me about a spell caster that helped her sister out in getting her relationship back, a good job and favor in any of her endeavor but at first I was scared but I have to give this man a trial because I love Ben very much and I am not willing to loose him to any woman, so I ordered returning my love spell from this great spell caster that made me a happy woman again to say it all my ex came back to me with much love and a caring heart...i am testifying to this great spell caster ABUBAKAR SHRINE. if you need his help you can contact him on drabubakarlovespellgmail.com

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  25. Greetings My Dear Friends,

    I was going crazy when my husband left me, read my testimony about how i get my husband back today. I’m Jessie Szalay from London,Uk. a banker by Profession, I'm happily married to a lovely and caring husband with two kids. A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my husband .so terrible that he took the case to court for a divorce.he said that he never wanted to stay with me again,and that he didn't love me anymore.So he packed out of the house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get him back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and he confirmed it that he has made his decision,and he never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband .So i explained every thing to him,so he told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for him too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow his advice. Then he gave me the email address of the spell caster whom he visited.{nwalutaspelltemple@gmail.com}. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address he gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who didn't call me for the past 9 months,gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back.So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster. So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://lovespellmallam.yolasite.com/, if you have any problem contact Chief Nwaluta , SO HERE IS EMAIL ADDRESS { NWALUTASPELLTEMPLE@GMAIL.COM } , Thanks you Chief Nwaluta, i will always be testifying about your good work.

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  26. I read some testimonies about a love spell caster by Dr.Trust on how he has helped lots of people in bringing back their ex lovers within 48hours, Sincerely I was just thinking if that was real and if this man could really help bring back my lover whom I love so much. I decided to contact him because I love my boyfriend very much and we have been apart for a couple of months I really missed him so much, I have tried all other means to get him back but couldn’t.I contacted Dr.Trust and he told me that my ex will come back to me in the next 48 hours,Dr.Trust released him up to know how much i loved and wanted him. And opened his eyes to picture how much we have share together. My ex is now back to me again.As I`m writing this testimony right now I`m the most happiest girl on earth and me and my boyfriend is living a happy life and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up.All thanks goes to Dr.Trust for the excessive work that he has done for me by helping me to get back with my ex boyfriend. I would like to drop Dr.Trust mail address and hope you see this testimony and contact him if you have a lover that you really want back so badly, His mail: Ultimatespellcast@gmail.com or Ultimatespellcast@yahoo.com all call him +1 860 531 8252. Via web sit: http://ultimatespellcast8.wix.com/ultimatespellcast

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  27. Thank you thank you DR ogumen for what you have just done, for helping
    me getting my husband who left me with two kids april last year to me
    i thank you so much the great OGUMEN of ogumensolutioncenter@yahoo.com for
    bringing back my family i am great-full and will always be if you also
    need his help his email(ogumensolutioncenter@yahoo.com)

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