Wednesday, July 9, 2014

I embarrass easily

Today is a struggle and I've been staring at the computer screen trying to focus for like, an hour and a half. Life is hard sometimes. Last night I watched the Niagara Falls wedding episode of The Office and I cried like a little baby. I also got a bag of those delicious Reese's minis but when I got home I just left them on the counter all lonely and abandoned and I feel bad about it.

Today's prompt is "most embarrassing moment." I'd like to think that I don't get embarrassed very easily, but that's a total and complete lie. I embarrass REALLY easily. And I don't know what my most embarrassing story is so I'm just going to share some embarrassing times and you can cringe along with me. Oh and I'm a little mad at Faith and Allie for making me relive these moments.

+ In 2011 I went to a taping of Let's Make a Deal and I was seated in a great spot right behind Wayne Brady and at the time of the taping I wasn't aware that I'd been on camera for nearly the entire episode, and at one point I itched the inside of my nose and I'm sure you can guess what it looked like. But at the end of the episode I won $200 so I guess it wasn't all bad. I wish I could have been as cool as this guy, though.

+ On my first date with Keith I accidentally elbowed him in the family jewels.

+ One time I was playing Draw Something with my former youth pastor and I was trying to draw a gun but it looked like a penis. I did that three times in a row.

+ Jacey and I went to Rite Aid and I was feeling really good about myself but when I tried to turn a corner I somehow ran into a display and I knocked over glass shelves of makeup. The shelves broke, there was a little blood, and when I asked the guy if I could help him clean it up he just sighed dramatically and told me to, "Just go."

+ In college I was walking across a lawn and there was some sort of meeting or gathering and as I walked in front of like 25 people I tripped on my foam heels and totally ate it.


+ In high school I was playing co-ed softball and I stupidly wore jeans and when I made a flying leap for a ball I split my pants right up the middle. In like, the second inning.

+ When I was younger I went to a football game with my family and my dad let me get a GIANT fountain Mountain Dew and when we sat back down I dropped it all over the guy in front of me. He was less than thrilled.

That's all.

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28 comments:

  1. hahahahaha that GIF of the guy picking his nose is amazing. AMAZING.

    Also, the penis gun just made me laugh out loud.

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  2. These are too funny! I went to a baseball game last week and elbowed my moms french fries with ketchup on the kid sitting in front of her..yupp..Smelt delicious!

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  3. That gives a whole new meaning to love gun ;)

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  4. things like that happens. You just got to hold your head up and move on.

    http://nightowlventing02.blogspot.com/2014/07/hump-day-confessions_9.html

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  5. I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT BEING ON LET'S MAKE A DEAL. I love that show AND Wayne Brady.

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  6. Your Rite Aid story is my worst nightmare! The pharmacy in my town is sooo tiny and full of little knick knacks on glass shelves, which are exactly the reason why I get my meds in the city

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  7. OMG the nose picking is so something that I would get caught doing on National TV!!

    Brianna

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  8. Did that guy wink at the camera LOL
    I embarrass easily too, it sucks!

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  9. Rite Aid story... been there :/ so not good, the on TV thing, that'd happen to me or I'd be eating something really messy. I might have to join in ( a little late) to this blog july party... hmmm.

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  10. You "itched the inside of your nose." Suuuuuuure you did.

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  11. One time my sister smashed a giant glass Christmas tree in Target and I totally walked away and pretended like I didn't know her.

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  12. At least you have some good memories to look back on to give you a good laugh though, right? I almost burst into laughter when I read the gun one! haha

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  13. Haha these are great! One time I had to play that game where you act out things and I got bobbing for apples AND a pie eating contest. You can just imagine what that looked like. I still get teased about it ha.

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  14. Well, you know, we all have bad first dates. Perhaps getting past that means he's a keeper!

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  15. Can I just say I got so much second hand embarrassment reading this?!

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  16. Oh man, splitting your pants! I remember being in high school gym class back when the tear-away track pants were "cool" ... and I was dumb enough to wear them WITHOUT shorts underneath ... on a day we were playing flag football. Safe to say a kid went to grab my flag and got my pants instead ... the whole class saw my underwear. I was mortified!

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  17. I can't believe the pharmacy employee didn't offer you bandaids.

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  18. That gif with the guy picking his nose is hilarious! Those are some hilarious embarrassing stories :)

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  19. Ha ha ha those are awesome! Life would be boring without moments like these and they make for great stories later on!

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  20. Oh man, I'm totally the same way. And then when the J Law awkward factor kicks in afterwards, it's back to being embarrassed about trying to hide the fact that I was embarrassed in the first place-- the circle of life

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  21. Ouch! That pharmacy employee sounds rude. I would have been so mortified, but a little pissed off too!

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  22. Dropping the drink on of soda on that guy sounds like the worst one. I can handle embarrassing stuff happening to myself, but I don't know what I'd do if I got other people involved.

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  23. You can't be mad at me after you STOLE MY GIF. I mean I don't own it, I know. But I used it first and it was totally mine, I mean Googles. Also, all of these embarrassing moments make me insanely jealous of your totally blog worthy life.

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  24. haha these are great!!! I think the worst is when it involves a stranger. You can handle things to yourself by playing them off like no big deal, but you can't do that with others like the Mountain Dew soaked guy lol

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