First, I googled "guilty pleasure gif" but I didn't like anything I found. So then, I decided it would be better to just OWN my guilty pleasures and the phrase that popped into my head was, "Bitch, I'm fabulous." So I googled those gifs and... I found this llama gif. And after the conceited llama yesterday and the fantastic llama today I'm feeling like I'm going to have to hide a llama somewhere in every post for the rest of July. Really though, you can't deny that this llama is incredibly fabulous.
Let's move on. Today's prompt is guilty pleasures. I have them, you have them, even my mom has them. I'm pretty sure though that her guilty pleasure is eating an entire watermelon in one sitting while watching House Hunters and I'm equally as sure that she doesn't feel guilty about that. So maybe she doesn't have guilty pleasures. Moving on...
+ Painting my nails. I love painting my nails. I almost always smudge them right after finishing though, so I usually end up painting, admiring for 6.5 minutes, and then removing the polish. Recently I've been trying to let my nails get longer just to see if I could (I CAN) and I figured out how to do a French manicure on myself. I'm pretty proud of it and it's really pretty easy.
+ Eating food in bed. I love having food in bed. One time I ate some Cheez Its (also a guilty pleasure) in my bed and forgot to put them back in the kitchen before I went to sleep so I spent the night sharing my bed with a box of Cheez Its. I'm not going to lie, it was actually pretty comforting knowing that 1) I wasn't alone, and 2) if I got hungry in the middle of the night there was a snack readily available and I probably wouldn't even have to open my eyes to find and eat it.
+ Bubble baths. But not just any bubble bath. I need bubbles, candles, a glass of alcohol, a good book, and the Enya station to be playing on Pandora at a very low volume level. I need to have my hair up and my makeup off, and I need to be home alone. And that, my friends, is how I take my perfect bubble bath.
+ Getting buzzfaced and doing things. I like to get buzzfaced (which is somewhere in between tipsy and drunk and is characterized by that fuzzy feeling your face gets when you stop really being able to feel your lips) and like, write in a journal, tweet, watch About Time, clean my apartment, or try on all the heels I have and walk around my apartment to see how stable I am.
+ 2048. You guys, I can't stop playing 2048. My new goal is to get the 8192 tile. One time I had a 4096, a 2048, and a 1024 and then I lost my mojo and my world was dark for a minute. I was really really sad about it.
+ Backstalking people on Facebook. You know, where you go to someone's tagged photos and click backwards so you see their very first tagged photos and you can judge them for how weird they were in 2006.
+ Cutting my split ends. I like to sit at my desk during lulls at work and snip snip snip away my split ends. My life is rich and full.
That is all. For now.