|"Don't judge me when you're wearing those pants"|
Oh, how I love you, let me count the ways. Actually I'm not going to because that sounds like a lot of work. But I do love you. You've helped me stave off boredom on numerous occasions, and you're readily available almost any time I need you... provided I have WiFi, or course. Otherwise you're just making my data usage skyrocket, and that gets expensive, and I have sandwiches to buy.
Without you, I would not have watched some of my favorite shows, like Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother, and the beginning of Tarzan the other night. Without you, when I wake up in the middle of the night and can't sleep I'd be forced to like, read a book or play 2048 or something. Without you, I'd have way less to occupy myself on nights when I've made up an excuse for not being able to hang out with people.
Netflix, you are magical and cheap and easy to use, and I love you. If you raise your prices though, we'll have some issues. I've stood (sat) by your side for like two years or something, and I think my dedication should be repaid by either a) giving me 6 months for free, or b) you having Game of Thrones in your database. I mean, what's up with that? You can't get HBO shows? Why can't you and HBO just be friends and get along? It would make my life a lot easier, and it would help me procrastinate more, which is never a bad thing.
When I'm not with you, I miss you, and I think about you all the time. You don't judge me for my ratty old sweats or for not washing my hair for three days, and you don't care if I have bad breath. You let me eat popcorn and cookies and you never look at me disapprovingly. You know that I'm bad at making decisions, which is obviously why you only give me .04 seconds to choose if I want to watch another episode of The Office, and if I haven't clicked yes or no you just make me watch it anyway. That's true friendship, Netflix.
Please never change. Unless you want to be cheaper.