Friday, June 6, 2014

All I Do is Win

Yesterday my favorite Texan forced me to watch Jimmy Fallon's lip sync battle with Emma Stone. It's safe to say my mind was blown because Emma is just basically awesome. I mean, she head banged and her dress didn't have anything on the sides of it and I was just like OH EM GEE HOW COME I'M NOT YOU. Go here to watch the video of her "All I Do is Win" lip sync. Just... wow.
THEN Lindsay was like, "I have an idea for a post and you should do the same thing," and I was like, "Good, because I don't feel like being original so thank you for not making me use my brain on a Friday. Youda youda best.
...The accomplishment I'm most proud of lately is that I haven't broken any of my fingernails.
All I do is win.
...Yesterday I found a half-full (optimism!) box of Famous Amos cookies in my car that I think have been there for like 3 weeks.
All I do is win.
...One of the things I'm enjoying the most about living alone is that I can sit on the couch in complete silence without any pants and play 2048 over and over and over.
All I do is win.
...Since I have been trying not to eat bread, all I want to talk about is how I'm trying not to eat bread.
All I do is win.
...I took a bubble bath last night and put a candle on the side of the tub to set the mood. When I got out of the tub I knocked the candle into the tub and now there's dried wax on the bottom.
All I do is win.
...A shiny BMW was blocking the driveway to my work this morning so I got to use my unparalleled parallel parking skills to park on the street.
All I do is win.
...I had to ask Lindsay if the "is" portion of my post title is supposed to be capitalized or not. Debating grammar and syntax at 7:53 am...
All I do is win.
...Last night I looked down at my legs and saw the hair on them gently blowing in the breeze and then made the executive decision to give my razor a break and let them continue to grow furrier and furrier.
All I do is win.
...I just realized I forgot to put on deodorant this morning.
All I do is win.
...I didn't wash my hair last night.
All I do is win.
...This is what the inside of my fridge looks like:

All I do is win.
And Grooveshark isn't working so you can watch this video and I will link up with Whit.




32 comments:

  1. Thank you for posting this.
    Now please go take a shower. And maybe shave your legs.

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  2. That night was when I fell in love with both Emma & Jimmy ...lol

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  3. Hahaha omggg that's exactly what my fridge looks like! I think we have to be friends now lolol! Have a great weekend Juliette! XO

    Lisa,xo
    http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/

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  4. that battle is hilarious! I have seen it so many times and I just die laughing!

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  5. I've always been nervous about kicking the candle into the tub. Good to know no damage was done besides dried wax. Kepp on, keeping on girl.

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  6. I had always liked Emma Stone, but when I saw this I loved her.

    <3 Jackie
    http://ournashvillelife.com

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  7. Jimmy's lip sync battles are amazing, but this is hands down the best. Anytime I try to parallel park, I run over the curb and just leave it like that.

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  8. Haha too cute..but mostly funny :)

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  9. Seriously, you're winning all over the place! And I freaking loved that video. Emma Stone is amazing

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  10. In my experience, at some point (sooner than you'd think) your leg hair stops growing and it actually gets softer and you won't feel like you ever need to shave again. Just warning you.

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  11. Andy comes home today and I forgot to shave my legs.
    All I do is win.

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  12. when I don't shave my legs for a couple days I'm both disgusted and intrigued... "the hair is so long gross." "Wow I didn't know the hair on my legs could get this long" and I end up sitting on the couch just rubbing my legs...

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  13. Just when I thought I couldn't love Emma more.... (how did I miss that Jimmy?!?!) AMAZING. "...One of the things I'm enjoying the most about living alone is that I can sit on the couch in complete silence without any pants and play 2048 over and over and over." - crying.

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  14. This cracked me up. Thank you for the break in my Friday. What am I winning at today? Not being able to stop sneezing, yawning and blowing my nose with no break between the three. All I do is win. Happy Friday!

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  15. Once again thank you for making my Friday afternoon a little bit better, I actually lol'ed reading the part about your bath last night.

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  16. would you like maybe be interested in having a leg hair grow-off with me?

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  17. LMFAO I love this post!
    Emma stone is my all time woman crush I love her!!!

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  18. Hahah I love that lip-sync. Those battles are my favorites!

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  19. haha! i hate shaving my legs, so i don't blame you. its probably one of my least favorite activities. i also did not wash my hair last night, i should probably be taking a shower today, but i haven't gotten around to it yet. oops.

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  20. I'm worried about you. There is no food in your fridge. You are becoming a loner living by yourself. You aren't shaving your legs or keeping up with your hygiene. And you are risking your life by dropping candles in the bathtub (THEY HAVE FIRE). Seriously. Concerned friend here. But also, I think I'm gonna borrow this next week. I should probably ask Lindsay if it's okay, buttttttt I'm sure she won't mind.

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  21. Ha- I hear ya on the leg shaving! I shaved mine just enough yesterday to get by with. What I really mean is I put on my capris and shaved what little part you could still see. Ugh, lazy yes..it worked though!!!

    Your fridge looks just like mine and I have 3 kids- Not getting Mom of the Year no time soon!

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  22. I'm obsessed with 2048 and I love going as long as I can without shaving...too much work

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  23. This post made me laugh and laugh. You and Lindsay are pretty good at ideas I guess.

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