Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Shallow and deep confessions

Vodka and Soda

// As of like 6:38 this morning I officially live alone. Jacey is moving to Ohio for the summer and I will miss her more than I can say but at the same time I've always wanted to live alone so I'm excited for that. But just now Faith told me she's afraid I'll go all Kevin McCallister and order cheese pizza and slide down the stairs on a mattress like a sled. But her worry is for naught because I don't like cheese pizza. It will be bacon pizza.

//Yesterday I went over to my Grandma's house for lunch and when I walked in she was asleep in her chair but I had a momentary freak out that she wasn't asleep... if you know what I mean. She's 98, it's a legitimate fear, and this post has taken a depressing turn all of a sudden.

// I am in a wedding in four days and I still need nude wedges. I google searched "nude wedges" but I accidentally typed in "nude wedgies" and you just can't come back from seeing stuff like that.



// Also... that wedding? I'm officially dreading having to wear a strapless dress for the whole day but instead of like, doing some physical activity or arm workouts or even drinking a lot of water to make myself feel better I'm just watching Netflix and still playing 2048. I hate my body right now but I hate even more that I haven't been doing anything about it. And that's as much complaining as I'm going to do about that because I hate it when people complain but don't try to change and I don't want to be that person.
// I might have a hickey. Or I just wanted to be able to use this gif.
// There have been 20+ spam comments on one of my posts from a few months ago and they are cracking me up. They're all talking about love spells. Like these "women" are writing about how their husbands were going to leave them but then they met this "doctor" who cast a spell on their husband and now their marriages are better than ever. At first it was annoying but now it's just hilarious to me.
// I HATED Anchorman 2 with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but I think I hated The Monuments Men even more.

25 comments:

  1. I'm just over here trying to decipher if you really have a hickey or not.

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      An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my wife back to me,my name is William David,i live in Maryland/USA,and I'm happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife.so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce.she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she didn't love me anymore.So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again.So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife.So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com}So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who didn't call me for the past seven {3}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back.So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster.So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit this great man called Dr.Brave,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to "bringing your ex back. So thanks to the bravespellcaster@gmail.com for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again. {bravespellcaster@gmail.com} Thanks...

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  2. That's sad but exciting about living alone! Definitely go down the stairs on a mattress.. I've always wanted to do that.
    I'm not an Anchorman fan at all. Ugh.
    Now about that hickey..

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  3. Ugghh I cannot bring myself to watch part 2! It looks beyond cheesy! I am a total paul, will and steve fan but seriously.. Lame! haha!!

    Lisa,xo
    http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/

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  4. Living alone is awesome! Sure there are times when I would like a roommate but for the most part I enjoy being alone. I do what I want when I want to.

    And that gif made me think of the line, "A hickey from Knicky (spelling?) is like a Hallmark card." Or something along those lines. Now I want to watch Grease!

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  5. Omg I'm getting the love spell spam comments too! Happiest of bacon pizza binging to you, my friend.

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  6. So...you hate cheese pizza..but like bacon pizza...but do you eat cheese with the bacon pizza?

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  7. Uggggh bacon pizza---my weakness!!!! Throw some spinach and pepperoni in the mix and it is like heaven.

    Brianna
    http://keepingupwiththekeens2428.blogspot.com/

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  8. I wasnt fond of anchorman 2 either like at all!
    nude wedgies Im seriously dying right now!

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  9. I have heard from so many people they did not like anchor man 2, I am refusing to see it. Also, nude wedges...I would try DSW or Charlotte Russe.

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  10. I was going to watch anchorman 2, but now I won't.. thanks for saving me.

    And DON'T LIE. You're going to Kevin McCallister the shit out of your apartment now that Jacey is gone.

    Oh, and Ralph is going to love that you looked at porn.. you know, when he looks through your internet history. Just saying.

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  11. I just watched Momuments Men too! SO disapointed

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  12. Like why did Anchor Man 2 have to be such a disappointment?! It was almost painful to watch in some parts.

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  13. read this whole post before reading the title and was v confused! haha, good turn of phrase u made me laugh which i needed today!
    http://thewanderlusthasgotme.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/this-week.html

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  14. When my roommate moved out, I was devastated because our fun shenanigans and antics had to end. But I was excited to live alone. And then after two weeks I was over the aloneness and began talking to things like my bed, food, etc. I don't deal well when alone. This upcoming 9 months deployment is going to rough for me. Nick will return to me having full on conversations with every object in our house.

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  15. anchorman 2 sucked so bad...but i sort of knew it because there were only a few good laughs in the first one.

    thanks for linking up!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  16. Oh my god I hated anchorman 2! &I got… "distracted".. lets say.. in monuments men. Thank god though because from what I saw it was horrible.
    xx

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  17. if you do go full home alone can you at least document it?

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  18. When I read about your "nude wedgies" while I was at work, I started busting up at my desk. My boss looked at me like I was crazy because all I could get was, "hahahaha. nude wedgies. hahahhaahahaha."

    -Jackie
    http://ournashvillelife.com

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  19. We need to know the truth about this hickey thing.

    I like living alone, but eventually it's kind of nice to have someone waiting for you when you get home, even if it's just to tell them about the crap that happened today.

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  20. I totally see the bacon pizza thing happening, but your mattress won't fit down your stairs so that's where you'll have to draw the line. I'm disappointed. Also. I hope you dip that bacon pizza in ranch.

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  21. How To Get Your wife Back & Avoid Divorce, Love Spell !!

    An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my wife back to me,my name is William David,i live in Maryland/USA,and I'm happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife.so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce.she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she didn't love me anymore.So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again.So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife.So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com}So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who didn't call me for the past seven {3}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back.So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster.So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit this great man called Dr.Brave,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to "bringing your ex back. So thanks to the bravespellcaster@gmail.com for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again. {bravespellcaster@gmail.com} Thanks...

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