// As of like 6:38 this morning I officially live alone. Jacey is moving to Ohio for the summer and I will miss her more than I can say but at the same time I've always wanted to live alone so I'm excited for that. But just now Faith told me she's afraid I'll go all Kevin McCallister and order cheese pizza and slide down the stairs on a mattress like a sled. But her worry is for naught because I don't like cheese pizza. It will be bacon pizza.
//Yesterday I went over to my Grandma's house for lunch and when I walked in she was asleep in her chair but I had a momentary freak out that she wasn't asleep... if you know what I mean. She's 98, it's a legitimate fear, and this post has taken a depressing turn all of a sudden.
// I am in a wedding in four days and I still need nude wedges. I google searched "nude wedges" but I accidentally typed in "nude wedgies" and you just can't come back from seeing stuff like that.
// Also... that wedding? I'm officially dreading having to wear a strapless dress for the whole day but instead of like, doing some physical activity or arm workouts or even drinking a lot of water to make myself feel better I'm just watching Netflix and still playing 2048. I hate my body right now but I hate even more that I haven't been doing anything about it. And that's as much complaining as I'm going to do about that because I hate it when people complain but don't try to change and I don't want to be that person.
// I might have a hickey. Or I just wanted to be able to use this gif.
// There have been 20+ spam comments on one of my posts from a few months ago and they are cracking me up. They're all talking about love spells. Like these "women" are writing about how their husbands were going to leave them but then they met this "doctor" who cast a spell on their husband and now their marriages are better than ever. At first it was annoying but now it's just hilarious to me.
// I HATED Anchorman 2 with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns, but I think I hated The Monuments Men even more.