I want to get better at instagramming but I still only do it like once or twice a week. Except for Tuesday when I did it twice in one day but that was an anomaly. Is that the right way to use the word anomaly? I'm too lazy to google it.
If you're going to happy hour it's really important to have good friends to go with you. Like, really important. One of my friends is a personal trainer, so I started joking that I would like her to train me. Especially my derriere because gravity is starting to have an effect on that part, if you know what I mean. Did I really just go there??
It's also important to go someplace that pulls out heat lamps when it gets a little chilly. The place we went to did this and it basically saved my life because genius me wore a light sweater with a lacy back and it let allllllll the cold air in but then they pulled out the heat lamps and it was like YES THANK YOU.
I guess we should have gone out on April 25th and not May 8th. Ugh. Rookie mistake.
Let's link up with Whitney again. K?
Especially because this is Keith's and my (NOT Keith and I's... if you type that I will be forced to cut you) song this weekend but he doesn't know it and he wouldn't approve because he doesn't like country music but whatever, he's still taking me to see Lady A for my birthday next month so I'll probably keep him.