Last Thursday night I got a call from my aunt saying that her cat was really sick and she wanted me to go to the emergency vet with her. I've never been to an emergency vet before and I would be ok with never going again because it was pretty depressing. The cat is fine and really the only reason I'm telling you this is so I can show you this sign that was in our exam room.
On Friday I got off work at 3 and took off in Bruce Wayne to visit Keith. I took a road I've never taken before and it was pretty barren but kind of pretty. I later found out that part of it used to be called "Death Highway," so that was cool. I took a picture at one point, because it really was pretty, but I should have taken a picture an hour later. Why? oh, because I was on this straight stretch of road that had all these hills and there was N O T H I N G around at all and then all of a sudden I come over this one hill and on the right side of the highway in the middle of nowhere, what did my eyes behold? A food truck. A working food truck with a lit up "OPEN" sign and a man working inside. If it didn't seem like a setting for a really weird horror movie I would have stopped and maybe tried to get a taco or something. But I didn't, because safety and stuff.
Keith: No... does it have anything to do with your name?"
Juliette: ....I cannot give you that information.
Juliette: THAT is why I'm not giving you the information. Please do not search for my blog, I'll show it to you when I'm ready, and I'm not. Ok let me ask another question..... uhh....
Keith: Looks very serious and deep in thought for a couple of minutes before a lightbulb went off in his head and he very proudly excalimed, Oh! Ugg boots! Are those still a thing?
Keith: Are they?
Juliette: They were ten years ago.
Keith: But people still wear them, right?
Keith: What are hair ties?
Keith: Oh, like a scrunchie?
Juliette: Something that Jack Berger also thought was a fashion trend. Next question. Do you think I'm funny?
Keith: Yeah you're pretty funny.
Juliette: Just pretty funny? Not the most hilarious person you've ever met???
Keith: I don't want you to get a big head.
Juliette: *rolls eyes* Next question. Am I a good cook?
Keith: *makes mistake and doesn't immediately answer that I'm the most amazing cook to ever grace his kitchen* You're like, 50/50.
Juliette: We're done here.