Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Let's confess some ish

I've never linked up with Kathy for her Wednesday confess sesh, but there's a first time for everything! Plus, I have to get some stuff off my chest. Lezz do it to it.

I confess...
... that I kind of like the "Selfie" song. Not so much that I actively seek it out on the internet and listen to it, but if it comes on the radio I might sort of sing along and dance a little.... like this.
#SELFIE (Club Mix) by mydjspace on Grooveshark

... that I filed my taxes yesterday at about 5:30pm and got a whopping $8 back. But then I had to pay $24.99 to efile them so it didn't really work out for me. Oh and then this morning I got an email saying it was rejected so I have to REfile. Life is fun.
... that on Sunday night for dinner I ate two pieces of bacon and champagne and regret none of it.
... that I haven't felt like buying toilet paper so I've been pilfering a roll here and there from my parents house every few days.

... that I have no idea what to get Keith for his birthday next month. Haaaaalp.

... that I made yesterday's post (I never thought I'd...) into a link up and I just really want people to link up so I can read your stuff.

... that I just sort of sneaked in Kevin's real name up there to see if anybody was paying attention.

... and that "sneaked" looks and sounds weird but I've always been taught that "snuck" isn't a real word (and the red squiggly line appears under "snuck" and not "sneaked" so BOOM roasted) and I'm a pretentious snob who cares about sneaked vs. snuck and further vs. farther and less vs. fewer and YOU'RE VS. YOUR etc etc etc.

Focker OUT.

32 comments:

  1. OF COURSE I AM PAYING ATTENTION, YOU CALLED HIM KEITH (Hi, Keith).

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  2. I was like, "KEITH? KEITH?" and scrolled to the comments before reading further to see if anyone else caught it, then realized you did it intentionally when I kept reading....

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  3. I haven't heard the selfie song yet, maybe I'll have to listen to it.. I totally noticed that you sneaked Keith's name up there! I always thought snuck was a word, boo.

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  4. 1) gift for your man: thinkgeek.com. you're welcome.

    2) in college, we used to go to restaurants with empty backpacks and jack all toilet paper and other things (utensils, plates etc).

    thanks for linking up!!
    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  5. I own the Selfie song. yes, sadly I enjoy it. My husbands name is Keith :) Bacon & some wine for me would be the PERFECT dinner or lunch or breakfast for me! So no hate there! I wish I lived close enough to my parents to snag some TP! I feel like I am buying it all the time. & I usually do not realize we need more til we are out or almost out. YIKES!

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  6. I thought about stealing TP from work, but then they switched us to this super cheap crap and I was seriously so bummed...my BF looks at this site called Dude I Want That like every day, and some stuff is stupidly expensive (chocolate heads for like $800) but sometimes they have funny little stuff for not that much!

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  7. Ahaha...I was reading though and I was like "wait, who's Keith!?" and then I figured it out. I also just learned "snuck" isn't a work. Interestingly enough I didn't get the red squiggle underneath...maybe it's an acceptable word under British/Canadian grammar & spell check settings?

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  8. the selfie song, dammit. i just can't help myself. i owe A LOT for taxes. like it's bad. so that's way better than me!

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  9. k but that selfie song.... i can't not dance when it comes on and it makes me feel so white..

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  10. You mean like the other day when you "sneaked" called him Keith on Instagram, too? Why did you have to pay $25 to file your taxes? Do you have special things you have to file? Turbo Tax is free!

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  11. I love to hate on the selfie song.

    Sometimes I eat just cheese for dinner. So there's that.

    Running out of toilet paper is so annoying. Like, why does it cost money? We all need it.

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  12. We have until April 30th to file our taxes here in Canada and I am most likely going to wait until the very last minute to file mine too. Except I have absolutely no idea how to do it on my own so I will be taking it to my accountants super last minute and making them hate me. Sighhh

    Love that you made that post into a link up, working on a post for tomorrow asap!

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  13. I secretly adore the Selfie song. Well, not it's not a secret I guess.

    Slash TOTALLY caught Keith-Kevin. TOTALLY. But then I thought, she's so sneaky just snucking his name in there. (see what I did there?)

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  14. uuuuuuum, I had never heard that selfie song before but I kind of love/hate it.

    and nice move with the keith/kevin slip.

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  15. I secretly really enjoy the #Selfie song too. Did you know the hashtag is technically part of its name? I think that makes me like it even more. Glad you made yesterday's post into a link-up; I'm nosy so I love reading everyone's answers
    From Mississippi With Love

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  16. I totally caught the Keith/Kevin switch up ;)

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  17. You would say you like that damn song the same day I say I can't do it. I won't judge you though. Mostly because of your bacon/champagne meal. Mad props on that bad boy.

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  18. I was totally all "who the hell is Keith? I bet that's Kevin's real name!" and then I kept reading and found out that I was right, but I was deflated, cause I didn't get to call you out on it.

    And sneaked just feels wrong. And you can be a pretentious focker all you want. I'm going with snuck.

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  19. I keep a spare package of toilet paper in my trunk at all times.

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  20. I CAN FINALLY SAY KEITH IN THE COMMENTS.

    KEITH KEITH KEITH.

    Also... mmmm bacon.

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  21. OMG you're all growed up using your boyfriends real name and shit! Ps. There is a red squiggly line under OMG, growed, and Ps. sooooooo whatever.

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  22. I don't like paying a ton of money for plastic utensils for my husbands lunches, so I swipe an extra one or two every time we go to a fast food joint or convenience store and store them in a drawer to send with him. Oops! ;)

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  23. Hey Juliette! Oh no that's a bummer with the tax return!! :( Don't feel bad I spent all my $$ already. I dont even know where it went, haha! That song is pretty cray cray! I never heard it before, but I think it has the potential to grow on me lol! xo

    Lisa,xo
    http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/

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  24. Well we had a girl at work never hear back from her tax lady and she has no idea if they got done or what. She's totally freaking out. No fun. I so would have done the same with the toilet paper from my parents!

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  25. Two things: First, when I was reading this I literally stopped and said out loud, "I thought his name was Kevin, who is this Keith character?" Then I figured it out. Second, I actually used the name Keith when speaking of a guy named Kevin.... I felt like I needed to tell you that.

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  26. you're hilarious. hmmmm... best present I ever got my hubby (or so he says) is the dollar shave club, he loves it. also, some assassins creed game, lol. and i kinda like the selfie song in the same context as you. i'm not gonna turn it off..

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  27. I might also jam out to selfie if it comes on in my car. I haven't succumbed to downloading it yet though!

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  28. Haha love the GIFS! I like the selfie song at the bar but I hate listening to it in my car!

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  29. haha I like the selfie song too. Sshhhh.

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  30. I'm sure he does since he's an avid hiker, but does he have one of these Camelbak drinks backpacks?? http://shop.camelbak.com/arete-18/d/1276_cl_4458. My husband takes his in the helo with him and he loves it!! We also take it on long hikes with our pups. Or maybe a GPS watch?? Sorry, all I know Keithvin is he's outdoorsy.
    I got my husband this kickass popcorn machine (Great Northern brand from Amazon)!that he seriously has used 6 days a week since receiving it (which means I reap the benefits of it as well) www.ribbonsandrotorblades.com/2014/02/nicks-birthday-gift-reveal.html

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  31. bacon and champagne? LOVE.

    I used to steal rolls of toilet paper from work since i didnt see my parents that often. gotta do what you gotta do.

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  32. Google man crates for Keith's birthday, they have some cool things

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