When I woke up I was convinced today was Friday and when I realized the truth, that it's only Thursday, I got really sad. And then I got sadder because I want a bagel but I don't have one. But then I remembered that I have a three day weekend (do you???) and that made life a little better. And then I realized that I had exhausted so much brain energy on remembering the days of the week that I didn't have enough juice in my brain to write more than random sentences. So that's what you're going to get. Random. Random stuff about me because duh.
//I loathe the dentist. Who doesn't? When I was younger I went to a dentist who didn't use gloves, and when he was torturing my teeth and gums I could feel his moist hands on my lips and I will never forget that feeling or forgive him for traumatizing me that way. Also they always yell at me for not flossing, even though I totally do floss (the morning of my appointment and sporadically throughout the year).
//I'm a little paranoid of sleeping through my alarm in the morning, so I set seven alarms at random intervals. 5:26, 5:30, 5:36, 5:53, 5:59, 6:10, 6:27. I usually end up waking up at 5 and turning off all the alarms but the 6:10 and 6:27 ones. Then I have to rush to get ready for work and I'm always on time if on time means between 3 and 7 minutes late. I'll never learn.
//I HATE PLAIN MILK. Growing up my parents used to make us drink a glass of milk with our dinner before we could have anything else and it was complete torture and I of course made a huge deal out of it and plugged my nose and acted like it was acid going down my throat. I was a lovely child.
//I'm painfully sarcastic and one time a girl told me, "If I didn't know you were joking I'd think you were the biggest b***h I'd ever met. So that's fun.
//I hate making left turns when I'm driving. I especially hate left turn arrows... they take forever and I feel like they're really bossy. JUST LET ME TURN LEFT WHEN I THINK IT'S SAFE TO TURN LEFT.
//I'm having this weird issue on my face. I don't know why but I have these red rashes under my eyes and they don't itch but they sting a little if my face wash/moisturizer/anything else touches them. I haven't started using any new products and it's not a sunburn. Faith told me I need to drink more water but can being dehydrated really give you rashes under your eyes?? I look like I've been punched. Help? I also have a rash on my wrist from my Target watch but that's not related to my face.
That's all for today and maybe the rest of this week, who knows?