2. Because I would hear so many awesome(ly horrible) one-liners that would give me wonderful blogging material.
3. Because so much free alcohol.
4. Because when we go to the cool destination I'd be able to find really cool apartment decorations like these shutters for the price of freesies.
5. Because when I make a funny face somebody will inevitably make a GIF of me and WHO DOESN'T WANT THEIR OWN GIF???
6. Because I would make lifelong friends and we would share everything together.
7. Because I'd get to go to some cool location like St. Lucia. RIP Jake and Vienna. You ho.
8. Because I'd learn so much about new ways to style my hair like this guy.
10. And finally, because if I lose, I get to have MY OWN TV SHOW.
It's been way too long since I've linked up with Whitney on a Friday soooo lezzdoit.