An aside: how is Helen able to be "Helen Harris III"? Unless I guess maybe she didn't take Perry's last name when they got married? I always thought that was just supposed to be a part of her character but I like to think its just WRONG.
Also, my moving recap will tell the story of how we learned that a queen sized box spring does not fit up our staircase and also how Jacey's mattress came pretty close to decapitating me. Also, moving is really hard and I just want everything to be done. Who wants to buy me a bed? Who wants to set up my room for me? I just don't wanna.
This is the end. Kids, don't blog on your phone after an emotional day of moving, the Breaking Bad finale, and vodka. DON'T DO IT.
I might delete this as soon as I wake up.
Tonight we went to Food 4 Less and when we walked out of our apartment there was a black cat which some people could see as a bad omen but I'm just going to sit here and try to figure out how I can get it to come live in my closet. I reeeeeeally want a cat but Jacey is "allergic" so I'm not "allowed" to have a cat. Whatever.
Aaaaaaaand I don't know how I'm supposed to to eat healthily when I can get Rocket Pops for $.98 cents at Food 4 Less.