And like, not just boob sweat, but everything sweat. When it's hot outside I feel sticky and gross and smelly 24/7. And taking a shower only makes it 10Xs worse because even if it's a cold shower it still creates humidity because SCIENCE. On the weekends it was really hard to sleep in because the sun was already cooking at 8am and the only thing we could do to survive was lay out by the pool, which sounds really good in theory, but it was still hot, and there were bees, and there was sweat, and if you were bloated then keep the bikinis away from me.
Which leads me to my next point...
I mean ... they do. It's basically underwear just maybe a little thicker (unless you're comparing it to a VS bra because those suckers are THICK). And don't even get me started on shopping for a bikini. I'm sure some people think it's fun to go bikini shopping but I really hate it. Actually I'm not really the biggest fan of shopping at all so I guess we got that one figured out.
I think I'm going to start using that phrase in my daily life.
This is why God invented maxi dresses.
And I think that's all I need to say about that.
During the summer all everybody in California wants to do is go to the beach. And that's fine, if you're into that sort of thing. But I feel the same way about beaches as I do about dogs: that they're more trouble than they're worth. Especially in Southern California. It would take forever to get there, it's hot, you have to pay for parking and park forever away, your drinks don't stay cold, and you get sand in places where people should never have sand.
I guess I should probably balance it out and list some things I actually do like about summer.
That's about it.