The internet has been trippin' yo (Juliette how many times do I have to tell you that you are not a G) for the past 15 minutes and maybe I'm supposed to take that as a sign that no one cares what's in my purse, but if you know me you know I don't believe in signs and plus I spent a lot of time dumping my purse onto my desk and taking pictures so you're not getting out of this that easily. Earlier this week Jordan (WHY WON'T BLOGGER LET ME DO A HYPERLINK) wrote about what's in her purse and apparently lots of people are doing the same thing and as you know I like to borrow ideas.
So now, here we are. Look, here's my purse.
I got it in 2011 from Aldo, which is my favorite place to find purses. It's a taupe colored leather (?) purse and it's lasted for TWO AND A HALF YEARS and I love it. Taupe was BIG in 2011 and if your name is Juliette then it's big in 2013 also. Oh and it was only $50 ...so....WIN. It's huge inside which gives me tons of room for TONS O' CRAP. Knock it off, Juliette, no one needs all this information. Geez. I dumped my purse out and here's what I found. PS it just magically fell out all organized like that. I didn't spend 20 minutes arranging it.
Let's break it down.
Top to bottom:
Tissue from the hospital when Katelynne was born.
Peanut M&M (maybe I ate it maybe I threw it away)
Some random free sample of face product from Sephora
Three Hershey's kisses
Zipfizz...I guess you put it in water and it gives you energy...?
Five lipglosses and NO CHAPSTICK
A Harry Potter rubber duck
Baby powder (for the hair, it's my version of dry shampoo)
Rings and a pair of earrings
Bouncy blush gel stuff
A "YOU HAD ME AT BACON" pin
My Panera card
Teeny clip thing
Five bobby pins (one with nail polish on it)
One or two googly eyes
$.94 cents in change.
I have nothing else. Nada. Zilch. Zippo. So I leave you with a picture of a cake that I wouldn't mind being given. Also it has absolutely nothing to do with this post.