This picture was taken right after Tay-tay's manager or PR person told her she couldn't eat donuts for dinner anymore. She's apologizing profusely to the donuts. Shortly after she gave up donuts is when she started wearing her hair straight. Her hair lost the will to curl when it was no longer being fed the nutrients of delicious carbs and sprinkles and glaze and Bavarian cream.
According to Taylor, the song is about losing yourself. She can't remember who she was before she met him...HIM. A DONUT. What she means is basically how I feel: I can't remember how my hips used to fit in my size 6 jeans before I started eating donuts for breakfast. Infallible logic.
Let's go deeper.
That's what she said.
Once upon a time a few mistakes agoI was in your sights, you got me alone
You found me, you found me, you found me-e-e-eeee
It's starts out as a few mistakes...one donut a week... two donuts a week ...a donut every other day ... and then it turns into two donuts a day.
And when I fell hard you took a step back
Without me, without me, without me
LOL Tay-tay, donuts don't care about anything but themselves because they're donuts and incapable of feeling anything other than the desire to tempt you with their deliciousness.
'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked inSo shame on me now
Flew me to places I'd never been
'Til you put me down, oh
I knew you were trouble when you walked in
What she really means is "I knew you were trouble when I walked in[to the donut shop because your sprinkle and glaze glory was tempting me beyond anything I can bear]."
So shame on me nowFlew me to places I'd never been
Now I'm lying on the cold hard ground
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
Oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble
The happiness that is felt by eating sprinkle donuts is rivaled only by the happiness and joy of biting into a fresh In N Out double double with grilled onions and that is obviously what she's talking about by "places I'd never been."
Uh hello they're obviously in a donut shop and they're bonding over their magical donut breath.
No apologies, he'll never see you cryPretend he doesn't know that he's the reason why
You're drowning, you're drowning, you're drowning
Obviously the donut won't see you cry. He's already made his way to your large intestine by the time you get home and try to fit into your jeans. And it's definitely not a coincidence that she's not wearing pants... obviously she's eaten so many donuts that she can't fit into her pants anymore.
A new notch in your belt is all I'll ever be
And now I see, now I see, now I see
I think what she really means is that the donut will be a new notch in her belt because she will have to let her belt out to make room for the fourteen donuts she's eating for breakfast.
And the saddest fear comes creeping inThat you never loved me or her, or anyone, or anything, yeah
LOL joke's on you Taylor. Donuts don't have feelings, donuts give you feelings of happiness and joy. And donuts don't love anyone or anything because they're just donuts.
Oh look at Tay just casually doing sit ups because she realized that she's eaten way too many donuts and sweat pants are the only thing that fit her right now.
She's lying, of course. The worst part was losing the donut. Look at her, sitting in a wasteland just searching for a donut to numb the pain...but all she can find are kale chips and shots of wheat grass. YOU WON'T FIND ANY DONUTS TAY-TAY BECAUSE YOUR PR AGENT DEMANDED THAT ALL DONUTS WITHIN A 500 MILE RADIUS OF YOU BE LOCKED AWAY UNTIL YOUR 25TH BIRTHDAY.
And now that I've done that I'll just go ahead and link myself up with Whit.