...but instead look more like this.
Seriously. Guys, it's an RV listed as a "studio."
Yep. But that's not the point. The point is that my dad keeps going on and on and on about how unsafe it'll be for me to live on my own. UGH come on Dad (insert rolling eyes here). So I just Googled the crime rate in my city and it turns out I have a 1 in 21 chance of being the victim of a violent or property crime. I'm no math expert but I'm pretty sure that's a little less than 5%, right? That's gotta be pretty low, right?Well, apparently my city's crime rate is 93% higher than a lot of cities in California but I'm going to pretend I didn't read that because ignorance really was bliss in this situation.
Anyway, Dad (who doesn't and never will read this), I came up with a list of things that are more likely to happen to me than getting mugged or burgled. And if you're a creep reading this and you're planning on breaking into my apartment you should know that not only do I have exactly zero valuable items but I also plan on getting a really huge vicious dog and having pepper spray on my person at all times so don't even bother.