Today doesn't suck. Weird, right? Let's keep it this way because it's pretty cool to wake up and not want to throw Mr. Quackers across the room in anger. Speaking of Mr. Quackers, LOOK, a duck face with a duck face. See what I did there?
Stop judging. He's my security blanket and I love him. My weekend was awesome because I hardly did anything. I watched some Walking Dead and got some baby stuff and ate some food and slept and then I sat in a Lay-Z boy without a bra and watched sports and went crazy on Instagram double tapping probably 1,000 pictures and I'm not sorry. But in all my double tapping I came across some things that irritated me and then of course I thought of other annoying things and now I just have to ask, can we just not?
//Why do you need to be on Instagram and Facebook and Twitter while you're on your honeymoon?? Can you take the pictures and then wait til you get back to post them? Isn't that what #latergram is all about? I mean, fine, I've never been on a honeymoon so I guess I don't "know what it's like" but it seems like it should be about you two, not your social media. Just go order room service and do your thing. I mean, can we just not?
//I've seen way too many 18 and 19 year old girls posting pictures with their boyfriend of SIX FREAKING WEEKS and captioning them with "love of my liiiiiiife!!!" and "I love youuuuu who would I be without you???" Can we just not? You two barely know each other. STOP IT. STOP IT!
// "I wouldn't be who I am without____!" DUH. Of course you wouldn't. This phrase holds no sentiment for me. Can we just not?
//Can we just not get into the fast lane on the freeway and drive 67 when the speed limit is 65? To quote Ludacris, "Move, b****, get out the way!"
//Can we just not talk before 9am? Just silence, except for the clicking of texts or Twitter.
//Can we just not post a paragraph of hashtags on Instagram? Especially variations of the same word? #beautiful #day #beautifulday #lovelyday #niceday #prettyday #gorgeousday WE GET IT, YOU WANT DOUBLE TAPS.
I forgot to mention something: the original September Sunday Stage 5 Clinger:
Look what this girl did to me in under two hours on Sunday while I was at church:
It basically made my day.