So after I shelled out all those lovely little doll hairs in the form of a check, I went home and was just so exhausted that I flopped down on my bed for five minutes, and when I woke up it had been two and a half hours that I had napped in my bra and pants and sunglasses and that is not the attire I usually prefer during my sweet nap time but whatevs. All that to say that I really have nothing of substance to write today but that doesn't mean y'all are off the hook. No way.
Before we go any further (farther?) happy birthday to the princess of funny and selfies and darts, Whittypants! I searched high and low for a present for you and this is what you get, a picture I
stole borrowed off your own blog and altered JUST FOR YOU because I'm really generous.
Allie told me I should just write a bunch of random stuff today and I liked that idea, mostly because I woke up riding first class on the Hot Mess Express this morning....
....and I'm just not feeling it. So buckle up, because it's gonna be a bumpy ride and I'm not apologizing.
//Did you know that the resting temperature of testicles is 94-96 degrees, so when it's that hot outside it is literally hot as balls (you did if you were on Twitter this morning). You're welcome. I read that on the internet so I know it's true.
//None of you know what my blog name means and I'm really sorry about that so here's a short little explanation. Whenever I meet people and say my name is Juliette they respond with like ROMEO and Juliet?? and I say no, the OTHER Juliette, and they look at me all confused and stuff and then I just have to sigh and say yeah sure, like Romeo and. So one day I'll be totally famous and instead of people saying like Romeo and Juliet they'll say OMG OMG you're the OTHER Juliette! And I'll be like yeah, chill out but on the inside I'd be like
//I never thought I'd make any friends through blogging, but I was wrong (that's the only time I've been wrong, fyi), and I'm so glad. You guys are great, and tweeting and texting and reading your blogs gets me through the day! xoxo and stuff.
//The average boob weighs 1.1 pounds.
//Nomophobia is the fear of being without your cell phone or losing your signal. I think it's safe to say that we all suffer greatly from this phobia. Without your phone, life basically has no meaning. Why bother eating if you won't be able to instagram it? Why say something funny if you won't be able to tweet about it?
//Each employee at Ben & Jerry's gets to take home 3 pints of ice cream a day sooooooo that's my new dream job.
//Apparently studies show that eating chocolate can improve your math skills but I don't believe that because trust me, I eat a LOT of chocolate and I just can't math very often.
And that's all. That's the end. If you made it this far you were probably reeeeeally bored and have already read all the new Buzzfeed articles for the day, soooooo thanks for sticking around.